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Here are some thoughts that amuse me.

Firstly, I will never again see myself as a hoarder. 736 puzzles may sound like a lot. It is. It is a lot of choice. A lot of options. I’m not a hoarder. I’m prepared.

Secondly, I’ve found many things to be positive about during this lockdown. One of which is that unless I gave birth to it, married it, or share some sort of online friendship with it, I probably won’t like it.

Thirdly, I was “On Trend” before the Trend happened. #staythef*ckhome has been my life motto since my teenage years, when it was revealed to me that I hated school, and then, work.

This is my moment to shine. Usually, I’m a giver, not a taker. I love to give advice, give direction. Not take it. But during this lockdown, it is simply not about me.

As a Green Voter, I want to Conserve the World for the Generations to come. I want to save the dolphins. (If you see them leaving, let me know.) Yes, I want to save it, without the downside of having to interact with it.

So yes Prime Minister, I will “listen”. I will save Lives. Today, and every day, I will stay the f*ck home.